Virtual Tour - Clam Jam By RC BOLDT
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
CLAM JAM
RC Boldt
Releasing January 10th, 2017
"Clam Jam"
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re
interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes,
three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
Ry
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
So I had to
go “undercover”.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that
loves her.
The me that
would never do her wrong.
Until then,
I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then,
I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
I am a huge fan of RC Boldt books so when I heard about Clam Jam I was so excited . I was lucky to get an Arc of this book and I dived into it as soon as I could. Clam Jam Is another excellent story By RC Boldt.
In this book we follow Ry and Maggie . I dont think I have ever heard of a situation quite like this one. After Maggie kicks out her no good fiance she is looking for a roommate but does not want to live with any straight males and women. Then Ry comes along and when he falls in loves with her and realizes this , he tells her he is gay and Clam Jams her constantly. Like I said I don’t think I have ever heard of anything quite like this . Watching this play was just so entertaining and because of that I could not put this book down It was so so so good ! I loved the romance It was sexy , sweet and Fun. RC Boldt wrote an excellent romantic comedy with Clam Jam . I loved every minute of this story .
Clam Jam was a sexy , fun and hilarious . RC Bolt continues to write these fantastic stories that I just cant get enough of. Clam Jam Is a hit in my eyes and I would recommend it anyone . I cant wait to get my hands on her next book .If you love all these things in your books I suggest you get a copy when it comes out .
RATING
5/5 STARS
Ry’s lips against mine. That’s all I
can think of as I return to my room, closing the door quietly behind me.
My brain goes off on a
tangent, imagining Ry’s soft lips brushing against mine, teasing me, before his tongue sweeps inside to taste me.
Leaning my back against the door, I raise my fingertips to graze my lips.
Is it possible to have
kisser’s remorse? You know, like buyer’s remorse except, in this case, you’ve kissed someone and are really
regretting the fact that it’s over? If so, I’m pretty sure I have a serious
case of it.
It might be terminal.
Walking over to my dresser,
I slide open my top drawer—the one I keep all of my underwear and bras in—and
slip my hand to the back. When my fingers wrap around what I’m looking for, I
get that tense feeling. Like the time Sister Margaret caught me throwing away
my salami sandwich in the second grade. Dang woman had eyes in the back of her
head, I tell you.
Shoving that nagging
feeling to the back of my mind, I reach for the two batteries, quickly
inserting them before snapping the lid shut and laying my vibrator on my bed
while I undress. Once I’m naked, I slide beneath my covers and turn it on,
praying the covers muffle the noise enough that Ry doesn’t hear—doesn’t realize
what I’m doing.
Doesn’t realize I’m
thinking of him while I touch myself. Oooh, yes, that’s right. Naughty Maggie
has come out to play. My mind begins to run rampant with scenarios. One, in particular, takes hold …
Suddenly, my bedroom door
opens, and Ry’s silhouette is in my doorway.
“What do you think you’re
doing?”
“I … um,” I stutter,
knowing I’ve been caught red-handed.
He steps farther inside my bedroom, and I notice that he’s wearing only a
pair of boxer-briefs, the outline of his cock pressing against the fabric, and
he’s hard. So hard.
“Are you touching yourself,
Mags?” His voice is raspy, like he’s just
as turned on as I am. And the fact that I turn him on is just all sorts of hot.
“Yes,” I breathe.
He moves closer, standing
beside my bed. “Show me.”
Q&A with
RC Boldt
Describe yourself in five words or
less.
Sarcastic,
organized, wino, loud, happy
What did you enjoy most about writing
this book?
Maggie,
with her internal dialogue, was the most fun to write. She was definitely
quirky in her own right but, I like to think she’s also quite realistic in
voicing what I feel a lot of women think.
Name three things on your desk right
now.
My
planner, my Sharpie ultra fine point pen, and my laptop.
If you could trade places with anyone
for just one day, who would you be?
My
daughter, because I never went to Pre-K and I’m pretty much convinced I missed
out on something HUGE. Snack time, going to the park, Art, etc. No homework, no
bills, singing out of tune without any judgment… Sign me up for that.
What are some books that you enjoyed
recently?
Managed
by Kristen Callihan, Someone Like You by Lauren Layne, and Vicious by L.J.
Shen.
Is there anything that you would like
to say to your readers and fans?
I
am so incredibly grateful for your support! I could never truly manage to put
into words how thankful I am.
Can you tell us about your upcoming
book?
Out
of the Ashes is scheduled for release in May. It’s a standalone about a Navy
SEAL who was left in the hands of hell’s cruelest gatekeepers and the one woman
ready to show him that his life isn’t over, that he’s worthy of love. She might
be the only one to prove to him that sometimes even a phoenix needs help rising
out of the ashes.
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr.
Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of
many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina,
enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing
karaoke. If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can't recall
the lyrics to a particular 80's song, or just need to hang around a
nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she's your girl.
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